Hi kids!
Grampa likes snacks.
Seriously.
As I sit here watching one of my favorite TV shows, “Forged in Fire” your grandmother is making one of the family’s favorite snacks, Chex Mix, with that savory smell that fills the room and knocks me off my feet.
And now she’s taken the whole batch and gone into her office.
Seriously… what the hell?
I’m needing me some snackage right now, and I’ getting nothing but aroma.
Brother can’t live on aroma.
And there isn’t a damned thing I can do about it without raising a stink.
Maybe this time she’ll leave me a handful or two. Maybe I’m getting upset over nothing, and she’ll come bursting into the family room with some Chex mix and let me know she loves me by sharing some of that sweet, salty, crunchy concoction with me and complete my night.
Or, maybe, she’ll keep it to herself while she and Gracie watch an old episode of “Smallville” on one of the computer screens there in the office.
No Chex mix yet.
I might be getting froze out.
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I may not be worthy of this particular batch of Chex mix.
I can almost taste it.
Yeah…
It’s not going to happen tonight.
They woofed it down.
Not even a bite.
Damn.
I need to learn how to make a better “I need Chex mix” big-eyed puppy dog face.
This face I’ve got now just isn’t getting it done.
Peace y’all.
Postscript: My baby took pity on me and gave me a bowl of Chex mix. She does love me!
